Stuff you need to buy
Do you have eighty dollars lying round your house? Are you dying to be trendier-than-thou? Look no further than right here.
For only eighty dollars you can buy a crystal-encrusted Madagascar hissing cockroach and accompanying leash set! For only eighty dollars you can have a creature with stingy legs, an unsettling hiss, and a tendency to muck around in gloriously germy filth!
Needing only mushy bananas and damp towels, your awesome accesory can live up to a year! Tinier than toy dogs and containing more bling than a gold chain, there is not much more you can ask for.
Just make sure that you do not fall asleep with this thing crawling around your body. God knows where it might end up, especially if you sleep with your mouth open.
For only eighty dollars you can buy a crystal-encrusted Madagascar hissing cockroach and accompanying leash set! For only eighty dollars you can have a creature with stingy legs, an unsettling hiss, and a tendency to muck around in gloriously germy filth!Needing only mushy bananas and damp towels, your awesome accesory can live up to a year! Tinier than toy dogs and containing more bling than a gold chain, there is not much more you can ask for.
Just make sure that you do not fall asleep with this thing crawling around your body. God knows where it might end up, especially if you sleep with your mouth open.
posted by ML at 11:49:00 PM
3 Comments:
Guess the crystal-encrusted fruit bat didn't take off.
Shame.
they dont have stingy legs... these insects are gentle, harmless and clean enough to eat. I think you are just jealous that this cockroach is more bling'n then you!
Or maybe you can be concerned whether or not you'll kill it with your fat ass when you roll over it!
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