짱난다!!!

I've been getting a lot of this lately:
"What nationality are you again? Korean?"
Wha-what?
First off, I'm guessing the question is not about where I was born but what ethnicity you think I am. Jesus wept. F-plusses for all of you!

Secondly, KOREAN?
I don't remember what features constituted Korean: black hair, olive-toned skin, short, good at math, slanty eyes...wait a second...

Not having any Korean friends since that one time they tried to hook me up with Jesus a few years back, I tried to Google what Korean people looked like. The good ladies of LADY didn't help much, as hormone therapy and expensive surgery will make anyone regardless of original sex look good and vaguely un-ethnic.

Moving on to other sources: my favorite Korean restaurant, Tofu Village, is out of the question since they're closed at 2am. What is a girl to do?

Then I remember The Face Analyzer. A swanky Hot-or-Not type site that analyzes your photo for race! So I registered, uploaded my photo and got this:

OMFG! RDJ and I have so much in common! More drugs plz.

Clearly, clearly people are so off the mark. Korean? Please, I'm South East Asian American. With a deficit in good manners and social skills. Go back home and study your Asian races.