Poland Springs, but 30% less healthy
Yesterdays' newsflash:
"Wielkopolska, Poland was the site of some very happy drinkers after nearby Lake Bracholinskie was the beneficiary of a large leak from a vodka distillery. Residents from the area quickly heard about the mishap and headed for the lake to fill up.
"Our alcohol measuring equipment is not wrong. It recorded a level of 30%. There is vodka in this lake," said chemist Robert Wilczynski."
But what about the fish? This feels sort of wrong. I'm waiting to hear about an accidental tarn of tofu in China or a stream of whiskey somewhere down south.
Quote of the day:
"If God does not help us, everyone in the neighbourhood will be stinky drunkards and only a hole will be left on the site of our lovely lake." - resident Genowefa Licha.
"Wielkopolska, Poland was the site of some very happy drinkers after nearby Lake Bracholinskie was the beneficiary of a large leak from a vodka distillery. Residents from the area quickly heard about the mishap and headed for the lake to fill up.
"Our alcohol measuring equipment is not wrong. It recorded a level of 30%. There is vodka in this lake," said chemist Robert Wilczynski."
But what about the fish? This feels sort of wrong. I'm waiting to hear about an accidental tarn of tofu in China or a stream of whiskey somewhere down south.
Quote of the day:
"If God does not help us, everyone in the neighbourhood will be stinky drunkards and only a hole will be left on the site of our lovely lake." - resident Genowefa Licha.
posted by ML at 7:27:00 PM
1 Comments:
If only that would happen in Mendota. I would NEVER drink anything from that lake, but at least it wouldn't smell so bad after the vodka disinfected it.
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