Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Hilarious!

Why didn't I find Overheard in New York sooner? Here's a clip:

Bike Messenger guy: You see that? I almost died.
Bystander guy: Yeah, man. Those cabs. They fucked up, man. They think they own this city.
Bike Messenger guy: They're wrong, though. It belongs to me.

And another:

Bag lady: Hey, can I bum a smoke?
Hipster guy: I bummed this one.
Bag lady: Ching-chong, ching-ching-ching-ching-chong!

She enters CVS and comes back.

Bag lady: Ching-chong, ching-chong.
Hipster guy: You're a fat ugly bitch.
Bag lady: You're a chink.
Hipster guy: Why don't you say that to my face?
Bag lady: I will. My boyfriend will kick your ass!
Hipster guy: Why do you have to start with me right now?
Bag lady: Because you're a chink. You're Chinese, right?
Hipster guy: No.
Bag lady: Japanese?
Hipster guy: No.
Bag lady: Umm...Korean?
Hipster guy: No.
Bag lady: Asian?

And another:

Black guy #1: Ooh, ladies? Konichiwa!
Black guy #2: Arigato!
Asian girl: We're Korean, motherfuckers!
Black guy #1: Sayonara!

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