Best Student Council Ever

Screenshot of today's student paper at Emory

Why isn't our student council more like Emory's?  Apparently, the Atlanta, GA college has declared a war against Washington University in St Louis, Missouri. 

After some pro-Wash U propaganda was found on campus this past weekend, the student council president dissolved the student union and declared himself "Supreme Ruler." Omg, they are even wearing military fatigues. 

Here's a clip from the article:
In his speech to the legislature, Dhir called Washington “a terrible, terrible place.”

“It is a school with no identity, no integrity and, I am told, terribly unattractive women,” he said, his voice rising.

Dhir’s next action was to issue a declaration of war, forbidding the legislature to assemble and declaring Washington University Emory’s rival “in all fields — academic, athletic, and otherwise.”

“Your services are no longer needed,” Dhir told the legislature. “Democracy can do nothing for us now.”

President Pro Tempore Devin Murphy was escorted from the meeting by Department of War members after he vocally opposed Dhir’s actions.

“I can’t believe you are actually doing this,” Murphy said as he was dragged from the room.

Best student council supreme leader ever!  It sounds essentially like a parody of the government administration.  Scary if it happened in real life, hilarious on a small, unreal level.

Interestingly, the Wash U campus also found pro-Emory propaganda on buildings even though both campuses are hundreds of miles away.

Drama drama drama!