I seldom do this but
- Melissa Lo can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
- If you lick Melissa Lo ten times, you will consume one calorie!
- Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Melissa Lo.
- An average beaver can cut down Melissa Lo every year!
- Medieval knights put the skin of Melissa Lo on their sword handles to improve the grip!
- Melissa Lo can use only about ten percent of her brain.
- Melissa Lo is the sacred animal of Thailand.
- Olive oil was used for washing Melissa Lo in the ancient Mediterranean world.
- Donald Duck's middle name is Melissa Lo.
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Melissa Lo to reach the earth's core.
2 Comments:
I wish I was the sacred animal of a country. Instead, I pollinate more efficiently than a honey bee. How useless, in the divine sort of way.
I saw a new post.
You have not posted for days.
I cry in my beer.
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