Movie Roundup with Momolo

But first off, some photos:

"Don't blow it"...Come on! It's a Catholic school; you just can't go round writing captions like that and not expect people to not notice. Jeez.


Aww, ridiculously cute baby panda. This is for you, Michaelpanda.

A History of Violence was disappointing. Well-produced but horrid dialogue and uncomfortably sophomoric scenes. I would just watch the deceptively good trailer for the good parts and wait until someone releases a bootleg on Bittorrent. Oops, did I just advocate illegal activities?

However, the selection of trailers was interesting. First off was the Annie Proulx story of gay cowboys, with Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhallenfallen. Let's hope Ang Lee deviates from the original story a lot, 'cuz it is tragic in that gay sort of way. Here is the Brokeback Mountain in all of its horrible-grammaticals-disguised-as-innovative-use-of-English sort of way. How the heck did this woman win the Pulitzer?

The last trailer was a romantic comedy about Casanova...starrring Heath Ledger. It was as if he needed to do this movie in order to re-establish his heterosexuality or something by playing the straightest straight guy ever. "I'm not gay; look! Here I am seducing woman after woman in my next role! Even nuns cannot escape me!"

Sure.