The crew of CSI will hate this

I went to bed at 3pm yesterday and woke up at 11pm. Mmm, jetlag.  Anyway, during the wee hours I watched a commercial  for Ziploc.  They have a new product called "Big Bags," which is just humongous version of the regular kind you use to pack your crusty sandwiches and soon-to-be-forgotten leftovers. 

Elijah Wood is a fine example of Ziploc abuse

Big Bags come in two sizes:
- Xtra Large`(2 feet x 1.7 feet)
- XXtra Large (2.7 feet x 2 feet)
Besides their size, Ziploc says that the BBs are also more durable, so instead of potato crisps and cookies, you can pack things like soccer balls and sleeping bags. I doubt that the woman on the box can really hold all that stuff with one hand.

If I still played soccer or weren't banned from sleepovers this would make sense.  But the first thing that came to my mind was, "Hey, these things are great for storing loose body parts! Neatly!"

BZBB (Before Ziploc Big Bags), serial killers and first-timer murderers were only able to stow incriminating evidence messily, often leading to being found out and incarcerated.


But now you can forget the closet and store those skeletons in Big Bags without a mess with almost ridiculous ease!  After popping in those bones, just slide and zip for a leak-proof seal!

Remember, you didn't get this idea from me.