The crew of CSI will hate this

I went to bed at 3pm yesterday and woke up at 11pm. Mmm, jetlag.  Anyway, during the wee hours I watched a commercial  for Ziploc.  They have a new product called "Big Bags," which is just humongous version of the regular kind you use to pack your crusty sandwiches and soon-to-be-forgotten leftovers. 

Elijah Wood is a fine example of Ziploc abuse

Big Bags come in two sizes:
- Xtra Large`(2 feet x 1.7 feet)
- XXtra Large (2.7 feet x 2 feet)
Besides their size, Ziploc says that the BBs are also more durable, so instead of potato crisps and cookies, you can pack things like soccer balls and sleeping bags. I doubt that the woman on the box can really hold all that stuff with one hand.

If I still played soccer or weren't banned from sleepovers this would make sense.  But the first thing that came to my mind was, "Hey, these things are great for storing loose body parts! Neatly!"

BZBB (Before Ziploc Big Bags), serial killers and first-timer murderers were only able to stow incriminating evidence messily, often leading to being found out and incarcerated.


But now you can forget the closet and store those skeletons in Big Bags without a mess with almost ridiculous ease!  After popping in those bones, just slide and zip for a leak-proof seal!

Remember, you didn't get this idea from me.

Movie Roundup with Momolo

But first off, some photos:

"Don't blow it"...Come on! It's a Catholic school; you just can't go round writing captions like that and not expect people to not notice. Jeez.


Aww, ridiculously cute baby panda. This is for you, Michaelpanda.

A History of Violence was disappointing. Well-produced but horrid dialogue and uncomfortably sophomoric scenes. I would just watch the deceptively good trailer for the good parts and wait until someone releases a bootleg on Bittorrent. Oops, did I just advocate illegal activities?

However, the selection of trailers was interesting. First off was the Annie Proulx story of gay cowboys, with Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhallenfallen. Let's hope Ang Lee deviates from the original story a lot, 'cuz it is tragic in that gay sort of way. Here is the Brokeback Mountain in all of its horrible-grammaticals-disguised-as-innovative-use-of-English sort of way. How the heck did this woman win the Pulitzer?

The last trailer was a romantic comedy about Casanova...starrring Heath Ledger. It was as if he needed to do this movie in order to re-establish his heterosexuality or something by playing the straightest straight guy ever. "I'm not gay; look! Here I am seducing woman after woman in my next role! Even nuns cannot escape me!"

Sure.